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thetega:

toolofatook:

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

omg what if all of the weapons in the lord of the rings were replaced with pool noodles

All I can think of is little kids larping in a pool now

^I just- omg I just can’t.

(via mrs-mojo-risin-blues)

Source: leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas

I am hooked on Dual Survival

cometomehhh:

I will watch this show until my eyes bleed and I will enjoy every minute of it.

I just-

Source: cometomehhh

I MISS Dual Survival a whole whole lot

lydiduh:

I STILL can’t believe they’re replacing Dave in the new season fdjkhaf

I need my pigtailed bush hippy to be with his gruff southern army guy

I feel like the dynamic just won’t work with another foil unless they’ve managed to find someone with more testosterone than Dave which I highly doubt unless scientific testing was involved.

I think I’ll just watch reruns later and cry slow indian tears

I cry every time.

Source: lydiduh

This movie > everything else

Source: adametokillfor

steampoweredcupcake:

nakedtrenchcoatbaby:

twerksfortots:

osamah:

why does snoop dogg smile like he knows something you don’t

he’s been snoopin’ around

get out

lol I can’t even-

(via mrs-mojo-risin-blues)

Hanging with my bestie ;)

I’m on the left, she’s on the right.

Been my best friend since 7th grade.

We were at lunch.

“WHAT THE BALLS?!!?”she yelled.

Someone retorts, “what does that even mean?”

I yell, “YOUR MOM!!”

And we’ve been best friends ever since.

<3

2 months ago

montereybayaquarium:

Is this a Countdown to Cuteness sweepstakes entry day? We’ll never tell!

Each day we’ll reveal a fun photo, video or otter fact—just click on the highlighted day. On certain days (check back often) you can enter our “Countdown to Cuteness” sweepstakes for a chance to win an exclusive, behind-the-scenes tour of the exhibit—and meet some of our star otters! You’ll also get free Aquarium access for the day and an Aquarium gift card to use in our Gift & Bookstore or restaurant.

Bonus: Based on entries received each week, we’ll select two weekly winners to receive an “otterly” delightful gift package.

Check it out via your Desktop.

Via your mobile.

SWEAR TO GOD.

THIS IS THE FIFTH FUCKING TIME I’VE SEEN A PICTURE OF SEA OTTERS BY THIS PERSON.

Fuck you.

Thanks for ruining my entire day by it’s FACE. I mean, just LOOK.

Source: montereybayaquarium

When someone says your celebrity crush is not attractive.

sodamnrelatable:

I know those feels.

(via snarkydetective)

Source: callanmcauloveyou

inklikeblood:

”How do you do?
I see you’ve met my faithful handyman
He’s just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don’t get strung out by the way I look
Don’t judge a book by its cover
I’m not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I’m one hell of a lover
I’m just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania.”

Aww, so cute, just-just look at ‘im!!!

Source: inklikeblood

paigeturnspages:

@kelsie_batey #rockyhorrorpictureshow #drfrankenfurter #hotdog #sweettransvestite #favorite #movie #love

Probably the most perfect thing I’ve ever seen…

Source: paigeturnspages